GearsOut Cock Soap – Barnyard Rooster Design – Novelty Rooster Soap – Lightly Scented – One Size Fits Most Men – Weener…

Description

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Cock Soap makes showering a special treat for early risers! Your rooster will feel like the cock of the walk after freshening up, inside and out. This hilarious wiener cleaner will tidy up even the funkiest barnyard, and leave you crowing for more. Proper rooster maintenance has never felt so good!

Roosters everywhere will be crowing their gratitude for this hilarious gag gift for men. It’s that exciting. You can be certain every gift-giving occasion will have a happy ending! Slip some Cock Soap in as a naughty stocking stuffer or wrap it up for birthday, anniversary, or bachelor party.

FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY

COCK A DOODLE DOO YOURSELF A FAVOR – Any good farmer will tell you the well-groomed cock gets the most hens. Regular use will give your rooster a reason to stand proud and strut its stuff all over the place.
EARLY RISER? YES PLEASE! – Being up before the sun isn’t always easy, but Cock Soap will have you excited to hop in the shower bright and early. Your rooster will be crowing in no time!
BYE-BYE BARNYARD AROMA – Reeking like a chicken coop is absolutely unacceptable to any self-respecting cock. This lightly fragranced circle soap will work you into a lather that leaves you feeling farm fresh from the inside out!
WHETHER YOU’RE ROCKING A LEGHORN OR A BANTAM, WE HAVE YOU COVERED – Every dirty rooster deserves to feel the relaxing freshness this wiener cleaner delivers, so the inner circle measures about 1 ½ inches in diameter. ONE SIZE FITS MOST
FUNNY SOAP FOR MEN ON EVERY OCCASION – Not only is this funny willy soap a hilarious, naughty stocking stuffer for men, but it’s an awesome gag gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, holidays, and even as a happy divorce gift.